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1 posted on 05/13/2010 10:43:27 AM PDT by notaliberal
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http://www.xkcd.com/737/


2 posted on 05/13/2010 10:44:42 AM PDT by El Sordo (The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen.)
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To: notaliberal
I Guess I should have included the link

Condiments

3 posted on 05/13/2010 10:46:11 AM PDT by notaliberal (It's the Constitution---- Stupid!)
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I’ve had a jar in my fridge for 5 years!

It still tastes good and now you can see pretty lights too!


4 posted on 05/13/2010 10:46:15 AM PDT by Mr. K (This administration IS WEARING OUT MY CAPSLOCK KEY!)
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Mustard is only good for 2 months in the fridge. Hmmmm, is it the vinegar or the tumeric that goes bad?


5 posted on 05/13/2010 10:47:39 AM PDT by Anitius Severinus Boethius
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Ice Box Man - George Carlin
6 posted on 05/13/2010 10:47:47 AM PDT by divine_moment_of_facts (Give me Liberty.. or I'll get up and get it for myself!)
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What a bunch of pansies.

I've successfully exceeded most of their recommendations by a factor of twelve...

8 posted on 05/13/2010 10:48:17 AM PDT by El Sordo (The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen.)
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“How Long Can you Keep that Mayo?”

I either empty it or it goes opaque. If it goes opaque, I throw it out.


9 posted on 05/13/2010 10:48:51 AM PDT by Grunthor (Over YOUR dead body!)
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I did not know veggie oil should be stored in fridge

Sour cream doesn’t last any longer if you don’t open it, lol.

Jellies and James either, but thats up to a year. wow.


10 posted on 05/13/2010 10:49:25 AM PDT by GeronL (Political Correctness Kills)
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Joe Mayo: Can you keep an eye on the aquarium and make sure nobody taps on the glass?


12 posted on 05/13/2010 10:50:20 AM PDT by earlJam
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Jelly and Jams:
Unopened: 1 year
Opened: 1 year in the fridge. For best results, store your jam and jelly in the fridge, even before opening.

Open or unopened, it makes no difference?


15 posted on 05/13/2010 10:51:12 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: notaliberal; Revolting cat!

Five days.

After cinco days, the mayo stinks...

Finish it before it goes bad.


16 posted on 05/13/2010 10:51:15 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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"Alright, give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo."

18 posted on 05/13/2010 10:51:49 AM PDT by dfwgator
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I should be dead.


19 posted on 05/13/2010 10:51:53 AM PDT by Ditto
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Hellmann's Mayonnaise - a bit of history.

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as

Sinko De Mayo.

24 posted on 05/13/2010 10:56:59 AM PDT by oneolcop (Lead, Follow or Get the Hell Out of the Way!)
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Mayonnaise:

Opened: 2 months in the fridge. Be sure to refrigerate after opening, and never leave mayo out of the fridge for more than two hours.

I make sure to take mine out of the fridge every day and put it in the sun for an hour and 59 minutes.

Packaging question. Why does the big jar of mayo which is more than I will use in a couple of years cost $3, while the 12 oz bottle costs $2.90?

25 posted on 05/13/2010 10:57:30 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (I am so immune to satire that I ate three Irish children after reading Swift's "A Modest Proposal")
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God gave us a nose for a reason. Sniff away, if it smells spoiled or rancid then ditch it.


27 posted on 05/13/2010 10:58:16 AM PDT by JPG (Mr. Gore, we have a warrant for your arrest...put your hands behind your back.)
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I have Twinkies and Peeps I’m keeping just to see how long before they go bad.


33 posted on 05/13/2010 11:05:10 AM PDT by lucky american (If you think the Libs care about your health.....LOLOLOL)
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36 posted on 05/13/2010 11:07:01 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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Until Sinko De Mayo?


38 posted on 05/13/2010 11:08:00 AM PDT by Osage Orange (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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Unopened: 2-3 months Opened: 2 months in the fridge. Be sure to refrigerate after opening, and never leave mayo out of the fridge for more than two hours.

Sorry - but mayo has an expiration date printed on it - (unopened) - I'll go with the manufacturer's call any day of the week...

40 posted on 05/13/2010 11:09:15 AM PDT by GOPJ ("Draw Mohammad Day" - - May 20, 2010 - Draw for freedom - draw for your children's freedom.)
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