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Russian Policeman Kills Himself Scratching Nose with His Gun
Pravda.Ru ^
| 07.05.2010
Posted on 05/09/2010 6:06:46 PM PDT by One_Upmanship
An armed 23 year old policeman in Moscow fell victim of his own carelessness. He decided to scratch an itchy spot on his nose with a gun and accidentally killed himself, the Moskovsky Komsomolets reports.
The tragedy happened in the court security facility. At 6pm the officers supervisor tried to connect with him over the phone to check on him. The sergeant did not answer his phone and the supervisor had to go see him with other officers.
The police found a locked door they had to break and the body of their colleague behind the door. The policemans body with a wound in the head was found under the desk.
The investigation ruled out a murder. There was no note that would indicate suicide.
The victim had been serving in police since 2007. He was single and was not registered with the staff psychologist. He was reported to be in good spirits on the day of the accident.
The sergeant allegedly scratched his nose with his gun and accidentally pulled the trigger.
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To: Redcloak
It was a toss-up between the nose or the ear.
To: Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Am I the only one thinking of the detective from "Plan Nine From Outer Space?"
To: One_Upmanship
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posted on
05/09/2010 11:18:32 PM PDT
by
cynwoody
To: Sender
I’m not sure he’s competent to be around alcohol and tobacco, much less firearms.
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posted on
05/09/2010 11:19:16 PM PDT
by
rmlew
(There is no such thing as a Blue Dog Democrat; just liberals who lie.)
To: One_Upmanship
I presume angle of bullet. Then again, it's Russia.
I really hope vodka was involved.
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posted on
05/09/2010 11:20:13 PM PDT
by
rmlew
(There is no such thing as a Blue Dog Democrat; just liberals who lie.)
To: One_Upmanship
Clears them sinus’ right out!
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posted on
05/09/2010 11:23:14 PM PDT
by
count-your-change
(You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Always keep your finger off the trigger when scratching your nose with your guh.
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posted on
05/10/2010 4:14:51 AM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(Let's all draw Moe-Ham Ed *--o(|):^{> Cerebrate diversity YKWIM?)
To: One_Upmanship
A new form of Russian roulette.
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posted on
05/10/2010 6:17:34 AM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: metmom
A new form of Russian roulette. Someone should have told him why they play Russian roulette with a revolver and not a semi-automatic.
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posted on
05/10/2010 6:38:25 AM PDT
by
Pollster1
(Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
To: gonzo
***Russian Policeman Kills Himself Scratching Nose with His Gun***
Yikes!!! I am glad I did not ask him to scratch my back!
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posted on
05/10/2010 9:58:09 AM PDT
by
Bob Ireland
(The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise)
To: TheOldLady
Always keep your finger off the trigger when scratching your nose with your guh.Otherwise you might shoot yourself, and that would make your og sad.
To: One_Upmanship
What the Hay-ull is up with those caps (the brimmed ones)? Good strong wind comes along and the guy’s gonna be airborne!
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posted on
05/10/2010 4:34:33 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: Pollster1
Someone should have told him why they play Russian roulette with a revolver and not a semi-automatic. Actually, it's safer to play with a semi-automatic (as long as you don't rack the slide first).
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posted on
05/10/2010 4:35:56 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: One_Upmanship
Darwin award only applies if’n he hasn’t already procreated...
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posted on
05/10/2010 4:36:40 PM PDT
by
rottndog
(WOOF!!! Be prepared for what's coming AFTER America.....)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Yudashkin is a last name. “Lokh” means “looser”.
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