Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Time to outlaw scissors.
1 posted on 05/08/2010 12:46:04 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies ]


To: ConservativeStatement
Time to outlaw scissors.

Start with hedge shears and work toward scissors as not to shock the public.

2 posted on 05/08/2010 12:49:10 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ConservativeStatement
``He was just saying stuff like, I'm a get him'' she recalled.

Is it safe to assume that these people aren't English majors?

3 posted on 05/08/2010 12:49:51 PM PDT by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ConservativeStatement

He’s just misunderstood. It’s the conservatives’ fault.


5 posted on 05/08/2010 12:51:07 PM PDT by Force of Truth (Yes political conservatives are libertarians. They want to have their rights and eat them too.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: abner; Alia; beyondashadow; Bitter Bierce; bjc; Bogeygolfer; BossLady; Brytani; bwteim; Carling; ..

ping


6 posted on 05/08/2010 12:52:36 PM PDT by abb ("What ISN'T in the news is often more important than what IS." Ed Biersmith, 1942 -)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ConservativeStatement

...Toronto?


18 posted on 05/08/2010 1:06:56 PM PDT by 4buttons
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ConservativeStatement
And "Q" was just turning his life around, too. . . .


20 posted on 05/08/2010 1:13:18 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Right on "Q")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ConservativeStatement

What was the fight about?

I can’t sort through the pidgin-english the witnesses are using.


22 posted on 05/08/2010 1:22:22 PM PDT by PLMerite (Ride to the sound of the Guns - I'll probably need help.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ConservativeStatement

“Time to outlaw scissors.

Well, let’s not be hasty. A much more sensible “middle ground” would be to have all scissor owners register their weapons with the government, which is adept at distinguishing between owners who pose a threat to society and those who are not. That way, this kind of thing will never happen again, ever, not once, ever. And Americans will be grateful their government has once again protected them against scary risks that they are otherwise helpless against....


30 posted on 05/08/2010 1:41:20 PM PDT by DrC
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ConservativeStatement

It was obviously a female murderer.


39 posted on 05/08/2010 3:22:14 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: ConservativeStatement
"Regina told Kendall that 'Q' had mushed a cookie in her face and was like eat the cookie, bitch, because she wouldn't give him a ride," Marquis Rolle, one of Berry's friends, remembered her saying.

Try to keep in mind that these are college students.

40 posted on 05/08/2010 3:25:49 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson