Fiddle.
They had to invent a new glue just to keep teflon on the darned pot. If your gut isn’t as sticky, it’s just gonna pass right through.
“No more Metamucil, Ehthyl, I got the Teflon!”
My first father-in-law went to the docotr for his black-lung check up (worked as a blacksmith in the coal mines for years down in Alabama), and the doctor asked him if he was having any intestinal problems. He told the doc he never had problems with his digestive tract because he regularly ingested a tablespoon of Vaseline with a biscuit of a slab of ham or a mug of hot coffee, or applesauce, or ... well, you get the gist. Doctor was shocked and told him that he should stop that, it would kill him! F-i-L was in his early seventies then. I really don’t know what he was diagnosed as having died from in his mid nineties.
WRONG!!! It's Griddle.