Posted on 05/06/2010 12:18:50 PM PDT by JoeProBono
With summer right around the corner, now is the time to accept those job and internship offers youve been working on since September. For those of you slackers who enjoyed the spring but gave no thought to the summer, these are the top five jobs to avoid after arriving home.
5. Communications specialist for cutlery products (aka telemarketer)
Do you think you could deal with all the annoyed people on the other side of the phone as you try to sell a boatload of products made in a massive warehouse in China? Didnt think so. The only upside is the fact that you can either work from home or in an air-conditioned office.
4. Zookeeper
If you want to know where all that food a hippo eats goes, youll find out while working at the zoo. Besides cleaning up bird poo, horse poo, giraffe poo and hippo poo, you have to deal with the fact that youre in the hot sun with whiny kids, annoying parents and the ever-present stench of animals. But all the same if you love dogs, whats to say you wouldnt feel bad after cleaning up Mr. Hippos big lunch?
3. Working at a T-shirt shop on the Jersey Shore
If this is your job, you might as well say just my luck and buy as much Ed Hardy gear as possible. Try to get a job thats at least somewhat dignified instead of just something to pay your gym, tan and laundry bills. If not, you can at least spend it on that new 24-pack of hair gel or a tanning bed for your living room.
2. Fry cook
If you dread saying May I take your order this summer, avoid entering the fast-food industry. The McJob might start to take over your life. Whether youre working at Burger King, Dairy Queen, McDonalds or even Kimmel Food Court, keep in mind that the customer is always right. That hamburger did have a hair in it, no matter what you say.
1. Wal-Mart cashier
As Paris Hilton once said, Wal-Mart
do they, like, make walls there? But this is coming from a celebrity known for having an awesome summer job doing nothing. Being a cashier for Americas largest publicly-owned corporation is rough. A full 70 percent of employees leave within their first year. This kind of work will make your think twice about starting your impressive resume late.
That wasn’t the question. I asked why you are deliberately taunting Chet to the thread. It’s a simple enough question. I think it deserves a simple, public answer.
And why did you ping the others then?
LOL thats on par with student nurse’s have a great lunch and having the tables near them empty out quickly of course that was NOT in the hospital cafeteria.....:O)
That is a few steps up from a bordello. :O)
Assistant Crack Whore?
But dozz you have a brain? :O)
wow. Too much of a good thing!
That is a few steps down from his job..Thanks for your info. I didn’t know they had assistance’s you must have experience....LOL It should read **assistant narcotic sex worker** to be politically correct..
Obviously a liberal because they have Wal-Mart as the worst job.
50 bucks a day is the same as 250 dollars a day today.
Pretty good wage, you won’t see that nowadays. Over an 8 hour day, you are making over 30 bucks an hour.
So now they are attacks? SOOOOOOOOOK.
Getting one’s jollies that way is a most unbecoming trait.
The ultimate justification, explanation, and defense of oneself falls flat.
Guess you missed the quotation marks.
I used to repair transmissions. The worst job by far was working for BFI. A trash truck in the middle of a Texas summer will gag a maggot.
HAHAHA! You assume too much.
Hell hath no fury like a woman who thinks she was scorned
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