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To: fieldmarshaldj; Impy
2 posted on
05/04/2010 9:48:09 AM PDT by
Perdogg
(Nancy Pelosi did more damage to America on 03/21 than Al Qaeda did on 09/11)
To: nickcarraway
well I’m screwed then...lol...I’m killing myself slowly and oh so wonderfully
thank you God for a glorious death
3 posted on
05/04/2010 9:49:18 AM PDT by
wardaddy
(never been particularly pious but I stand with Franklin Graham...bigtime...you betcha...ya'll)
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
5 posted on
05/04/2010 9:49:35 AM PDT by
Young Werther
("Quae cum ita sunt" Since these things are so!)
To: nickcarraway
They’re bad on your wallet, too.
6 posted on
05/04/2010 9:51:05 AM PDT by
Hoodat
(For the weapons of our warfare are mighty in God for pulling down strongholds.)
To: nickcarraway
Helen Thomas should be in high demand.
7 posted on
05/04/2010 9:52:40 AM PDT by
b4its2late
(It is easier to beg forgiveness than get permission.)
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
This must mean Helen Thomas is drop dead gorgeous. Every time I see her picture my stress level skyrockets.
9 posted on
05/04/2010 9:52:59 AM PDT by
nhoward14
(A mind is a terrible thing to waste. That is why Obama gave his away.)
To: nickcarraway
This would explain a lot. My husband hasn't been healthy for a single day since we got married nearly fifteen years ago.
11 posted on
05/04/2010 9:54:43 AM PDT by
ChocChipCookie
(God to Obama: Don't think I'm not keepin' track. Brother.)
To: nickcarraway
I once won a ping pong tournament. The toughest game was against a beauty in a bikini. She wasn’t really that good but I just couldn’t keep my eyes on the ball.
To: nickcarraway
Its your fault, girls!
I work with a team of total babes.
Its hard to concentrate. I have to keep my eyes “Up here.”
I have to keep quiet and pretend to work when they discuss sessy lingerie.
No wonder I come home exhausted.
To: nickcarraway
“If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Don’t a-make a pretty woman your wife
and from my personal point of view
get an ugly girl to marry you”
Not, of course, including Mrs. Colonel.
Colonel, USAFR
15 posted on
05/04/2010 10:00:55 AM PDT by
jagusafr
(Don't make deals with pirates)
To: nickcarraway
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
you’ll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
And she’ll always give you peace of mind
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Don’t let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don’t match
Take it from me, she’s a better catch
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an’ she’s ug-leeee!
Yeah, she’s ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
16 posted on
05/04/2010 10:01:23 AM PDT by
Roccus
(......and then there were none.)
To: nickcarraway
They've been watching US sitcoms again:
18 posted on
05/04/2010 10:05:07 AM PDT by
PugetSoundSoldier
(Indignation over the Sting of Truth is the defense of the indefensible)
To: nickcarraway
I was wondering what this was all about—this getting stressed around beautiful women?
Then I got to the part that said it affected men who “thought they were out of their league.”
Aye...there’s the problem. If you “think” they are out of your league, you will never find out. Tis better to take a walk to the batter’s box and face their fast ball. You’ll never know if you can hit it, if you stay in the dugout.
19 posted on
05/04/2010 10:06:25 AM PDT by
Vermont Lt
(This nation, of the people, by the people, and for the people has perished from the land.)
To: nickcarraway
"...when the volunteer was left alone with the female stranger, his cortisol levels rose."
I don't think that was his "cortisol" that was rising...(ahem)....
LOL
This is just a new way to say that "men are visual creatures". Of course these things happen around females that "arouse" the interest of men. I think it's caused by little things called "hormones" and "testosterones"...they way the good Lord designed it all to be.
Women who are not attractive don't cause that much interest, so it is bound to be "attractive" females, mostly.
Insofar as "being out of their league"...well, I've seen some knockouts with the ugliest, homely guys I've ever seen.
All guys get nervous around females...remember your first date?
20 posted on
05/04/2010 10:08:14 AM PDT by
FrankR
(Standing up against tyranny must start somewhere, or the future will belong to the tyrants.)
To: nickcarraway
"Just five minutes alone with an attractive female raise the levels of cortisol, the body's stress hormone"..... Well then...you know what you have to do!.... Carry a picture of sasquatch with you! Wip it out and calm right down!....
To: nickcarraway
GUARANTEED TO NOT RAISE MALE CORTISOL LEVELS
22 posted on
05/04/2010 10:11:58 AM PDT by
Slyfox
To: nickcarraway
Well, in order to keep health costs under control, I guess all beautiful women should be required to wear burkas.
They should also be liable for civil damages because of the harm they cause.
26 posted on
05/04/2010 10:20:55 AM PDT by
Maceman
To: nickcarraway
“Beautiful Women Can Be Bad for Your Health”
Maybe, but what a way to go...
30 posted on
05/04/2010 10:34:57 AM PDT by
Hoosier-Daddy
( "It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
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