Fur better or worse: postman Uwe Mitzscherlich marries his cat

AFP ^ | May 3, 2010

[Free ThinkerNY]

A GERMAN postman has "married" his obese and asthmatic cat, saying he wanted to tie the knot before his pet died.

"Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time, and she has always slept in my bed," single Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, told Bild newspaper.

"Our hearts beat as one - it's unique!"

Because marrying an animal is illegal, Mitzscherlich, from Possendorf, in eastern Germany, paid €300 ($428) for a television actress to play officiator in the ceremony, while his twin brother, Erik, served as witness.

The happy couple dressed up for the occasion - Mitzscherlich in a wedding suit and top hat and 15-year-old Cecilia, who loudly meowed her way through the exchanging of vows, in a white dress.

[kenth]

I wonder why more black people don’t see how the leftists are using them in those arguments. Such as with the homosexual argument; they’re equating marrying black people to a perversion that needs to be forced on us.

[Doogle]

"..white dress my tail,the guys in da alley didn't call Cecilia "Ceciliadomeagainthistimehowling" for nuttin"

[a fool in paradise]

The wedding night was a blast, I’m sure.

Well after all of that petting and stroking, she had to expect a ring someday.

[SonOfDarkSkies]

This makes a lot more sense than same sex marriages! But it also means that the new HCB is going to have to cover Vet bills.;-)

And can Muslims marry more than one cat? And do they get 72 kittens when they die a martyrs death?

[a fool in paradise]

Another one married the Berlin Wall, I wonder if she’ll ever remarry.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Kinda has that Christopher Walken SNL skit feel about the census taker. Mr. Walken’s character is married to a bobcat.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4165/saturday-night-live-census-taker

[SonOfDarkSkies]

Given the current condition of Western Man’s soul marriage to animals had to come!

You say that like you think marriage somehow involves sex.;-)

[AngelesCrestHighway]

No way!....

[Monkey Face]

Lawdy! I would have to agree with THAT!!

[Jack Hydrazine]

[Slings and Arrows]

Jihad Kitteh is unamused by your insolence.

[LucyT]

;^)

Still laughing.

[SonOfDarkSkies]

LOL...Allah be praised!!!

[alarm rider]

Yeah, just when you think nothing could get nuttier, along comes something.

[BJClinton]

Well that’s one way to get some pu...

nevermind

[TheOldLady]

I just love Christopher Walken.

[calex59]

Well at least America doesn’t have the only crazy f***s in the world. Germany must have their fair share also.

[MHGinTN]

One of Walken’s greatest parts was his portrayal of the pest control guy in the movie ‘String’. When I’m depressed, that is one of the three movies I pop into the DVD player. [I wonder, since two of my three favortie movies features a rodent hero, am I really a closet Democrat? ... Now I’m getting depressed.]

[MHGinTN]

He found a Pu**y he could trust so he married her! I’ve been married twice. He’s got me beat in the smarts department don’tchaknow.

[thinkin out loud]

This one is disturbing in oh so many ways....