[Homer_J_Simpson]

Rail Link is Held – 2-4
Day’s Communiqués on Norway – 4
Norway Defies Reich’s War Stand; Will Fight Until Free of Invader – 5-6
French Report Calm on Western Front – 6
The International Situation – 6
Adequate Defenses Stressed by Mead – 7
Livestock Industry of Danes Faces Cut – 7
Swiss Voters Take Part In Open-Air Parliament – 7

[The Magical Mischief Tour]

Damn... you scared me for a second, thought the debt crisis had really hit the fan in Europe!