Don't be gay, Sparky!
Posted on 04/25/2010 7:29:18 PM PDT by Chet 99
SYDNEY — An Australian restaurant that refused a blind man entry because a waiter thought his seeing-eye dog was "gay" has been ordered to apologise and pay compensation. Ian Jolly was told he could not take guide dog Nudge into Adelaide's Thai Spice last May because a member of staff objected, The Sunday Mail reported.
The restaurant's owners said a misunderstanding had arisen between Jolly's female companion and a waiter who understood the woman "to be saying she wanted to bring a gay dog into the restaurant".
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Next time, just say it is “poofy...”
Contestant for the “Stupid News” award making fun of Aussie accents.
Did he bark with a lisp?
Cartman: You guys see me block that defense today, I was kicking a**.
Kyle: You’re gonna need to kick more ass than that to beat the Cowboys.
Cartman: Hey, speaking of pounding a**, here comes Stan’s little homo dog.
Stan: Shut up dude! [Sparky comes up panting with a pink scarf on] Sparky, where’d you get that pink scarf?
Sparky: Bark, bark.
Cartman: Man, that is the gayest dog I’ve ever seen.
Stan: He just needs some training, that’s all. Sit Sparky. [Sparky sits] Good boy, now shake. [Sparky shakes.] Goood boy. Now, don’t be gay. [waiting for the comand to sink in] Don’t be gay Spark. Don’t be gay. [Sparky looks at Stan with confusion and growls]
Kyle: Did it work?
Stan: I don’t know.
Cartman: He still looks pretty gay to me.
Bill: Huh, huh.
Fosse: Hey Stan, your dog been to any Pride marches lately?
Bill: Huh huh, meh, yeah, maybe you should take him to a Barbara Streisand concert. [They laugh] Stupid little gay dog.
Fosse: Gay dog.
Homosexuals in journalism (Yes, there is actually a formal organization of them) are obsessed with publishing any and all stories or non-stories that they can constue as being examples of discrimination against “gays” - or should that have read “strays.”
Don't be gay, Sparky!
Umm, that’s a GUIDE dog, GUIDE dog, not a GAY dog.
First mistake was taking the dog to an Oriental restaurant — Poofy could have ended up on the menu!
So a gay dog walks into a bar...
If his guide dog was a pit bull this never would have happened.
Yup, it seems to be just a case of lost in the Aussie accent...
LOL!!
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