[353FMG]

Has any of these “scientists” tried to estimate the volumetric ratio of total whale poop over total ocean water and what the effect is of the former over the latter?

[Sacajaweau]

For calculation purposes...How big is whale poop, how many times a day do they poop and how many whales are there.

P.S. Does the poop float at all?? Do they use their right fin or left fin?? Do they use kelp or sponges??

[TheOldLady]

Has any of these “scientists” tried to estimate the volumetric ratio of total whale poop over total ocean water and what the effect is of the former over the latter?

Haaa ha ha ha ha! Shhhhh... You'll show the ridiculous nature of their giant-sack-of-poo argument. How will they be able to charge us a tax because our country has ocean shores then?