Whale poo could help oceans absorb CO2-scientists

msnbc ^ | 4-23-10 | Pauline Askin, Reuters

[Sacajaweau]

For calculation purposes...How big is whale poop, how many times a day do they poop and how many whales are there.

P.S. Does the poop float at all?? Do they use their right fin or left fin?? Do they use kelp or sponges??

[FreedomPoster]

I’m glad I’m not the only one.

We can always hope.

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[FourPeas]

News Flash! CO2-scientists really have no idea what’s going on! Film at 11.

[dalereed]

Dump all the poop from the dairy's and feed lots into the ocean.

Maybe there would be enough that the enviros would demand more C02 for balance and we could get rid of windmills and solar panels!

[TheOldLady]

Has any of these “scientists” tried to estimate the volumetric ratio of total whale poop over total ocean water and what the effect is of the former over the latter?

Haaa ha ha ha ha! Shhhhh... You'll show the ridiculous nature of their giant-sack-of-poo argument. How will they be able to charge us a tax because our country has ocean shores then?

[TheOldLady]

When all the CO₂ is gone, what will the trees breathe?

[Slings and Arrows]

Don’t worry; Zer0 won’t let a good crisis go to waste.

[TheOldLady]

What? Me Worry?

[metmom]

That’s why some FReeper posted a (satirical) piece about The Onion closing up shop.

Reality has become more absurd than satire and The Onion can’t keep up because the satirists can’t think of things as crazy as we’re seeing now.

[cogitator]

bump

[Trillian]

If you need to go, just go right to the oceans everyone!
Just don’t bring any toilet paper ;)