To: JoeProBono
“said he was pouring gasoline on a garden bonfire”
My guess is HE wasn’t drinking Coke.
2 posted on
04/23/2010 7:50:45 AM PDT by
CrazyIvan
(What's "My Struggle" in Kenyan?)
To: JoeProBono
I guess the son represents the next evolutionary rung because the father should have been selected out a while back.
3 posted on
04/23/2010 7:52:20 AM PDT by
throwback
( The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid)
To: JoeProBono
Maybe Richard Pryor should have tried that . . . oh, different kind of coke . . . nevermind. :)
4 posted on
04/23/2010 7:52:28 AM PDT by
Sudetenland
(Slow to anger but terrible in vengence...such is the character of the American people.)
To: JoeProBono
6 posted on
04/23/2010 7:54:07 AM PDT by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: JoeProBono
When I was a teen, my sister’s bed in the basement bedroom caught fire (bad outlet next to blankets). I grabbed the dehumidifier bucket to put it out. Later I found out that you aren’t supposed to use water on electrical fires. It worked out anyway.
7 posted on
04/23/2010 7:54:15 AM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: JoeProBono
“...was pouring gasoline on a garden bonfire...”
I’m tempted to make an argument here about wasting Coke. That stuff is getting expensive now, you know.
10 posted on
04/23/2010 7:56:34 AM PDT by
perfect_rovian_storm
(The worst is behind us. Unfortunately it is really well endowed.)
To: JoeProBono
“I’d like to teach the world to singe...”
11 posted on
04/23/2010 7:56:40 AM PDT by
mikrofon
(Things go better with Coke)
To: JoeProBono
Glad he didn’t use one of the many beer mugs that must have been sitting around.
To: JoeProBono
Kid was a lot smarter than the dad.
19 posted on
04/23/2010 8:13:49 AM PDT by
NonValueAdded
("The real death threat is their legislation" Rush Limbaugh, 3/25/10)
To: JoeProBono
Not bad!! All that foamy coke was foamy with CO2- the kid used an impromptu carbon dioxide fire extinguisher!
21 posted on
04/23/2010 8:16:26 AM PDT by
verum ago
(The Iranian Space Agency: set phasers to jihad!)
To: JoeProBono
“Have a Coke and a smile.”
22 posted on
04/23/2010 8:20:14 AM PDT by
Trajan88
(www.bullittclub.com)
To: JoeProBono
Long time ago at work some sawdust started on fire early in the morning. The boss spotted a cup of coffee nearby and threw it on the flames and was quite surprised when the flames flared up and got bigger.
Turns out the coffee was actually Jack Daniels and the employee drinking it got in a bit of trouble.
24 posted on
04/23/2010 8:22:43 AM PDT by
Manic_Episode
(Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
To: JoeProBono; sit-rep; Squantos; Eaker; humblegunner; Allegra
This raised an important question. What would have happened if the kid had dissolved a Mentos in the coke before attempting to extinguish the fire?
To: JoeProBono
“Teen extinguishes dad with Coke”
My first impression was to read the headline assuming “extinguish” meant “put an end to” and believing I would be reading about the first-ever Coke homicide.
27 posted on
04/23/2010 8:37:26 AM PDT by
DrC
To: JoeProBono
side note today is the day “new coke” was introduced back in 85.
To: JoeProBono
45 posted on
04/23/2010 11:08:29 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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