“said he was pouring gasoline on a garden bonfire”
My guess is HE wasn’t drinking Coke.
Have a Coke and a smile
Pouring gasoline on a bonfire. My, what an unusual way to get burned.
Barbecue Lighter is much safer...you don’t get as paranoid when you are playing with it as you do with gasoline.
Stuff happens. When I was about 13, my dad was refinishing some floors and gave me a large bag of sawdust and told me to ‘go out back and burn it.’ Put it in the 55 gallon drum we used for burning. Mixed in some newspapers, lit the newspapers. Nothing. Mixed in some MORE newspapers - just smoldered. Figuring that pouring on gasoline would be a bad thing, I went to the garage, got some more newspapers and a shovel. Mixed it all up, lit the newspapers. As expected, more smoldering, so I stirred up the sawdust with the shovel.
I was told later that the resultant mushroom cloud was most impressive.
I guess he wasn’t DRINKING coke.
Sounds like it was one of the hey watch this moments.