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Teen extinguishes dad with Coke
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| April 22, 2010
Posted on 04/23/2010 7:48:37 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono
“said he was pouring gasoline on a garden bonfire”
My guess is HE wasn’t drinking Coke.
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posted on
04/23/2010 7:50:45 AM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(What's "My Struggle" in Kenyan?)
To: JoeProBono
I guess the son represents the next evolutionary rung because the father should have been selected out a while back.
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posted on
04/23/2010 7:52:20 AM PDT
by
throwback
( The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid)
To: JoeProBono
Maybe Richard Pryor should have tried that . . . oh, different kind of coke . . . nevermind. :)
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posted on
04/23/2010 7:52:28 AM PDT
by
Sudetenland
(Slow to anger but terrible in vengence...such is the character of the American people.)
To: CrazyIvan
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posted on
04/23/2010 7:52:32 AM PDT
by
shadeaud
("If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." -- George Carlin)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
04/23/2010 7:54:07 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: JoeProBono
When I was a teen, my sister’s bed in the basement bedroom caught fire (bad outlet next to blankets). I grabbed the dehumidifier bucket to put it out. Later I found out that you aren’t supposed to use water on electrical fires. It worked out anyway.
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posted on
04/23/2010 7:54:15 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: Sudetenland
Maybe Richard Pryor should have tried that . . . oh, different kind of coke . . . nevermind. :)
If I recall, Michael Jackson had some catching fire incident related to Pepsi.
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posted on
04/23/2010 7:55:13 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: CrazyIvan
Pouring gasoline on a bonfire. My, what an unusual way to get burned.
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posted on
04/23/2010 7:56:21 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
("And the pony looked a little bored...")
To: JoeProBono
“...was pouring gasoline on a garden bonfire...”
I’m tempted to make an argument here about wasting Coke. That stuff is getting expensive now, you know.
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posted on
04/23/2010 7:56:34 AM PDT
by
perfect_rovian_storm
(The worst is behind us. Unfortunately it is really well endowed.)
To: JoeProBono
“I’d like to teach the world to singe...”
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posted on
04/23/2010 7:56:40 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Things go better with Coke)
To: Dr. Sivana
If I recall, Michael Jackson had some catching fire incident related to Pepsi. Yes. And Richard Pryor had some catching fire incident related to coke.
And has this fellow never heard "Stop, Drop, and Roll" before?
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posted on
04/23/2010 7:57:38 AM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: CrazyIvan
Barbecue Lighter is much safer...you don’t get as paranoid when you are playing with it as you do with gasoline.
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posted on
04/23/2010 7:58:09 AM PDT
by
montomike
(Politics should be about service and not a lucrative, money-making opportunity!)
To: Dr. Sivana
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posted on
04/23/2010 8:00:42 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: CrazyIvan
Stuff happens. When I was about 13, my dad was refinishing some floors and gave me a large bag of sawdust and told me to ‘go out back and burn it.’ Put it in the 55 gallon drum we used for burning. Mixed in some newspapers, lit the newspapers. Nothing. Mixed in some MORE newspapers - just smoldered. Figuring that pouring on gasoline would be a bad thing, I went to the garage, got some more newspapers and a shovel. Mixed it all up, lit the newspapers. As expected, more smoldering, so I stirred up the sawdust with the shovel.
I was told later that the resultant mushroom cloud was most impressive.
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posted on
04/23/2010 8:04:04 AM PDT
by
tgusa
(Investment plan: blued steel, brass, lead, copper)
To: JoeProBono
Glad he didn’t use one of the many beer mugs that must have been sitting around.
To: CrazyIvan
I guess he wasn’t DRINKING coke.
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posted on
04/23/2010 8:08:56 AM PDT
by
Ingtar
(Obama's favorite carol: Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me)
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
04/23/2010 8:11:24 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
Kid was a lot smarter than the dad.
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posted on
04/23/2010 8:13:49 AM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
("The real death threat is their legislation" Rush Limbaugh, 3/25/10)
To: mikrofon
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posted on
04/23/2010 8:14:21 AM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
("The real death threat is their legislation" Rush Limbaugh, 3/25/10)
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