Very soft toilet paper: Becoming scarce?

upi ^ | April 22

[Junior_G]

Isn’t this how it started with Soviet Russia?

I went to Red China in 1994 on a student program and their toilet paper was the worst. It was dyed pink, and was so low-grade and coarse that you could occasionally find pieces of wood in it.

[JoeProBono]

[a fool in paradise]

Don’t blame me.

I ALWAYS put my used toilet paper in the paper recycling bins at my local grocery store.

[a fool in paradise]

Eco-Nuts wanted to ban soft TP anyways

Now available in a wonderful bathroom decor coordinating assortment pack...

[JoeProBono]

[a fool in paradise]

Git er done

[a fool in paradise]

My father grew up using the Sears catalogue in the old two holer.

That doesn't work so well with the internet.

[green pastures]

In the end, the results seem to be pretty much the same...

[a fool in paradise]

Charmin bought White Cloud, made it a Charmin Ultra product then changed the design.

I switched brands and even that isn’t what it was 3 years ago now.

[a fool in paradise]

What’s with scented toilet paper anyway? When are you supposed to smell it?

[mlocher]

In the end,

I think you just made your choice.

[Lurker]

“And when toilet paper is a luxury good, you have achieved Communism.”

[JoeProBono]

[green pastures]

Though my name is Patty, so does that make it a wash?

/just kidding

[OB1kNOb]

No big deal - I use coarse sandpaper.

I heard you were a real hard@$$. ;-)

[ConorMacNessa]

LOL

Lamh Foistenach Abu!

[OB1kNOb]

And we need more like you. Thank you for your service.

[Jonah Hex]

"I'm looking for a man with true grit.">

"Pilgrim, he's in that outhouse over there."

[Slings and Arrows]

So use a MAN'S toilet paper!

[Danae]

Baby wipes...FTW.