We now pause in our normally scheduled night of Hippo Awareness-raising to focus on another insidioous threat -
Dolphin Rape!
http://www.believermag.com/nonbookreviews/mammal_dolphin.php
I always wondered why Flipper seemed so happy.
A boy and his sheeep; a dolphin and his bikinibabe: it all comes down to “there’s something about her eyes”.
Beer goggles reverse that to, “there must be something wrong with his eyes.”