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Man admits hoax calls including whale rape
upi ^ | April 14, 2010

Posted on 04/14/2010 9:05:06 PM PDT by JoeProBono

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1 posted on 04/14/2010 9:05:07 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

Never.

Couldn’t happen.

Now, a ~Dolphin~ on the other hand .....


2 posted on 04/14/2010 9:07:00 PM PDT by shibumi (FReepMail me to get on the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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3 posted on 04/14/2010 9:08:37 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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A “practical joker” deserves applause for his wit according to its quality.
Bastinado is about right.
For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling.
But staking him out on an anthill should be reserved for the very wittiest.

LAZARUS LONG


4 posted on 04/14/2010 9:13:57 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
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To: Salamander; Slings and Arrows; Markos33; JoeProBono; humblegunner; Eaker; kanawa; ...

We now pause in our normally scheduled night of Hippo Awareness-raising to focus on another insidioous threat -

Dolphin Rape!

http://www.believermag.com/nonbookreviews/mammal_dolphin.php


5 posted on 04/14/2010 9:17:34 PM PDT by shibumi (FReepMail me to get on the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

Hot sun + sledge hammer + 30 days = end of dumb jokes.


6 posted on 04/14/2010 9:19:14 PM PDT by enraged
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To: JoeProBono

Lol..he wished....


7 posted on 04/14/2010 9:19:39 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: JoeProBono
Defense attorney Laura Hollingham said her client suffers from attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.

Oh, come on. He's bipolar.

8 posted on 04/14/2010 9:24:56 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: JoeProBono

I always wondered why Flipper seemed so happy.


9 posted on 04/14/2010 9:26:44 PM PDT by Shaun_MD (Goldwater Conservative)
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Man admits hoax calls including whale rape

Is he admitting it was consensual?

10 posted on 04/14/2010 9:27:13 PM PDT by digger48
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To: JoeProBono

Okay, that’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are.


11 posted on 04/14/2010 9:28:15 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: digger48

Now A dolphin claiming Man Rape would be a lot more unsettling.


12 posted on 04/14/2010 9:29:47 PM PDT by Shaun_MD (Goldwater Conservative)
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To: digger48
They did bring the whale in for questioning. It was consensual.
13 posted on 04/14/2010 9:30:20 PM PDT by Waverunner ( "Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too." Voltaire)
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I bet he’d be fun to know.


14 posted on 04/14/2010 9:40:55 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: JoeProBono; pandoraou812

I’m glad he admitted it was a hoax. A lot of people have been worried about this.


15 posted on 04/14/2010 10:02:18 PM PDT by TigersEye (Duncan Hunter, Jim DeMint, Michelle Bachman, ...)
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To: shibumi

All the jokes I can think of will get me in trouble...


16 posted on 04/14/2010 10:09:19 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs ( I have nothing better to do than sit around all night watching a lunatic not turn into a werewolf.)
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To: JoeProBono
Man admits hoax calls including whale rape

Now he knows why they call it a "blowhole"

17 posted on 04/14/2010 10:25:43 PM PDT by tophat9000 (It ain't about Black... It ain't about White...It's about a Red...Trying to take our rights!)
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The defendant's calls started with claims he'd been raped by a whale

Was Barney Frank travelling overseas again?

18 posted on 04/14/2010 10:30:26 PM PDT by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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To: TigersEye

I wouldn’t have worried lol. Sounds to me like he needs to detox for awhile & hide his face. What a stupid person. People were actually worried? D@mn.....


19 posted on 04/14/2010 10:31:31 PM PDT by pandoraou812 (timendi causa est nescire)
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To: Waverunner

That photo is disgusting. I hate that whales are eaten for food. People can eat all the fish they want but I hate seeing whales slaughtered.


20 posted on 04/14/2010 10:39:07 PM PDT by TheThinker (Communists: taking over the world one kooky doomsday scenerio at a time.)
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