Please a geriatric Bond gets pursued by a bad guy and gets laid by a Chanel model but is saved by the Fiddler on the roof dude who likes Pistachio’s ..
“Please a geriatric Bond gets pursued by a bad guy and gets laid by a Chanel model but is saved by the Fiddler on the roof dude who likes Pistachios ..”
You leave Topol / Dr. Zarkov out of this dammit!!!! :-P You also forgot about the 16 or 17 year old ice skater who was in love with him. Still, despite those flaws, I still enjoy that movie overall. It sure as hell beats those idiotic piles of garbage Brosnan was in.
Roger Moore didn’t look that bad in that movie and I thought he wasn’t too bad in Octopussy either.
Timothy Dalton’s first role should have been “A View to a Kill” though :-)! Why people hated him as James Bond is beyond me. It wasn’t his fault he was surrounded by piss poor acting in “License to Kill” :-).
Who could forget Bibi Dahl? :)
However, the movie was based on elements from the short stories.