“Please a geriatric Bond gets pursued by a bad guy and gets laid by a Chanel model but is saved by the Fiddler on the roof dude who likes Pistachio’s ..”
You leave Topol / Dr. Zarkov out of this dammit!!!! :-P You also forgot about the 16 or 17 year old ice skater who was in love with him. Still, despite those flaws, I still enjoy that movie overall. It sure as hell beats those idiotic piles of garbage Brosnan was in.
Roger Moore didn’t look that bad in that movie and I thought he wasn’t too bad in Octopussy either.
Timothy Dalton’s first role should have been “A View to a Kill” though :-)! Why people hated him as James Bond is beyond me. It wasn’t his fault he was surrounded by piss poor acting in “License to Kill” :-).
Dalton would have been in “Property of a Lady” but UA was tied up with Sony over McClory attempting to sell “rights” to the Bond franchise.
Yeah i forgot about her and i always liked Timothy Dalton as Bond,but they just had to have Pierce.....
Hated Octopussy liked a view to a kill because Walken was in it..