Real men get nostrils waxed

Salt Lake Tribune ^ | 4/10/2010 | Roxana Orellana

[Saije]

okay dokey then.

[cripplecreek]

Never heard of needle nosed pliers?

[TLEIBY308]

I use a propane torch.

[OCCASparky]

Ever heard of scissors? Real men get NOTHING “waxed”. Trimmed, sure. Cut, yes. Waxed? Getdafugouttahere!

[EGPWS]

[Bernard]

I thought a wax job was when the reaction was that wax shot out your ears. Did somebody write a new joke?

[CygnusTheSwan]

I use a propane torch.

Huh, I hadn't thought of that. It's always been a BIC lighter for me. Have to give that a try next time.

[Ballygrl]

Give me my moustache/goatee wearing, slight beer belly guy over girly men any day.

[NCBraveheart]

I braid mine!

[Fast Moving Angel]

What, no Henry Waxman jokes yet?

[RichInOC]

Waxing the inside of your nostrils?

Screw. That. Nonsense.

[Gadsden1st]

On a more serious note...It is estimated 30% of hospital workers would test positive for MRSA in their nostrils, if they were tested. I had a case of MRSA develope which cost me a hip, a wrist, deftness on one ear, and a couple of years from time of infection to iv antibotic treatment till I was able to resume “normal” activity. Darn near died. DO NOT PLUCK NOSE HAIRS.

[fireman15]

Available at a Walmart or Target near you.

[sodpoodle]

You mean Ol’ Nostrildemis?

[Cagey]

Hey, it's all the style in Finland.

[jazminerose]

Was it necessary to bring Henry Waxman into this?

[Repeat Offender]

Before admiring the powerful muscularity of the latest pickup truck model, some men attending The Man Expo on Friday afternoon stopped off to get their nose hair waxed or uni-brow trimmed.

We call these people "homosexuals, and they ain't admiring the pickup trucks...... they're after the real men that drive them.

[fireman15]

We had a 90 year old woman complaining of dizzyness and weakness. My crew and the ambulance paramedics talked her into going to the hospital. While at the hospital she contracted MRSA in her lungs. She came home and gave it to her 90 year old husband. Within two months they were both dead.

[al baby]

works great on ears too its gives me something to do during cautions during Nascar races

[Mr Rogers]

I blend them in with my mustache...