Posted on 04/10/2010 6:15:12 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
You! Choked on my coffee!
Charged with battery.
Ohm y!
Must have hooked up to the wrong terminals.
Florida - I could have guessed it.
Ohm y!
If the pun police carried tazers...you would get shocked.
He’s lucky she didn’t knock his head off.
Come on. I know you’ll have something clever to say about this.
“I’ll never stray from you again, my precious sunshine.”
“That’s OK, I never use those glasses for driving anyway.”
“But I really thought you’d met my cousin Janet before tonight.”
Ah... young love.
The same thing happened to me. My buddy’s wife wanted to call the babysitter while at a party at my house.
I told her it would be better if she called from upstairs where it is much more quite. I led her to the master bedroom where she made the call while I rubbed her shoulders. She seemed tense. I felt sorry for her so out of neighborly compassion I told her she should lay down for a while and began giving her a shirtless oily back rub and kind of an all over massage.
So, my crazy wife comes in and ‘automatically’ assumes that something is going on.
She started beating the crap out of me for no reason at all. I couldn’t even get my pants on from dodging the blows.
Some women are so touchy. Jeez! gimme a break.
Noice how the headline hides the fact that the woman was the abuser, and makes it seem like it was the man instead?
Leftist feminism - when the hypocrisy, lies and violence stop working... use more hypocrisy, lies and violence.
Beauty is only skin deep. Crazy lasts to the end of your life.
I was driving one night through south central California, when my electrical system started to fail.
I came to a stop by this big lake.
I happened to have a jumper cable and a couple of electrodes with me, so I hooked one end up to my battery and dropped the other end into the lake.
Before you know it, the CHP came by, and I was charged with a Salton battery.
At least half of domestic battery cases are female on male, I’ve heard. They often just don’t get reported.
You act like that statement was somehow shocking. Spilling your coffee; all amped up over nothing.
They could call this a syndrome. It could be called the Tiger Woods Syndrome.
Studies show 70% of all DV cases (study among military personnel) where one party is injured the aggressor is a woman, and just over 50% of cases where both are injured, a woman harrassed a man until he got violent back. Women are 3 times more likely to use a weapon to compensate for their lack of size. Don’t be fooled by media. It’s a universal problem, and I blame sitcoms.
I dunno, I'd have to have witnessed the "hug" to guage the body language. Where I work, I won't even think of hugging a co-worker of either sex. I might give a male co-worker a pat on the back or something similar, with females the extent of contact ends at a handshake.
That’s a good strategy for contact with others in life, not just coworkers.
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