Facebook: "A passenger attempted to light an explosive device on board an aircraft..."

facebook "breaking news" headline only ^

[Cringing Negativism Network]

Headline only at link... 5 minutes ago.

[Freedom4US]

In a sane world, that man would not leave the plane looking too good. I doubt he is immune from gravity, the passengers would undoubtedly consider throwing him from the plane thoughtfully.

Thankfully, it’s a no smoking flight.

[Freedom4US]

People with diplomatic immunity chartering private planes?

What could possibly go wrong?

[for-q-clinton]

Well we could require them to pay for a US Marshall to fly with them (at least from nations we don’t trust...like all but Israel from the Middle East).

[clamper1797]

Why not ... our traitor in chief basically gave the green light to his buddys ... we are fair game. I will be glad when he is realized as the same ...

[mamelukesabre]

In a normal world, all diplomats from qatar would be on a no fly list from now on. But no. Instead we’ll step up fingernail clipper confiscations from little old ladies from idaho.

[Cringing Negativism Network]

Nothing so dramatic as that.

I’m posting from the Peoples Republic of California.

Here it was posted at 7-11.

So. Want a Slurpee? :)

[Freedom56v2]

hmmmm a Quaker ya think?

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Oh man, I really need to get one of those plastic keyboard covers because I laughed so hard I almost spit out my swallow of Merlot LOL. Best post...

[Freedom56v2]

In a normal world, all diplomats from qatar would be on a no fly list from now on. But no. Instead we’ll step up fingernail clipper confiscations from little old ladies from idaho.

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And that little old lady would be subject to a full body scan or pat-down...

Hmm and full body scans...wonder if he had to go thru a scanner or if he was waived thru due to diplomat status?! Surprised that WASHINGTON DC would not have one of the new scanners?!

[Freedom4US]

Years ago, it was rumored the soviets had assembled a nuclear device at their US embassy, all the parts smuggled in diplomatic pouch. Hm.

[panthermom]

The passenger was a Diplomat with immunity....I bet he walked right through, wouldn’t want to upset a “Diplomat”.

[infool7]

A Slurpee would be great, unfortunately I live in DaleyObamastan but I will begin filling out the paperwork to see if my diet manager will allow me to include a Slurpee in my next meal plan.

[M Kehoe]

OK, if true it's probably the Amish or the Quakers. Methinks we need to "target" those two groups. Right, Madame Sec. of Homeland Security?

5.56mm

[Liberty Valance]

bttt

[Freedom56v2]

Years ago, it was rumored the soviets had assembled a nuclear device at their US embassy, all the parts smuggled in diplomatic pouch. Hm.

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Would not be surprising. If not a great movie plot it would make :(

Personally, I feel sooo less safe these days :(

[dragnet2]

This foreign freak was only trying to light a cigar in the restroom!!

Everyone has gone hysterical..too funny

[Freedom4US]

Oh you can sleep well, America, but only if that guy was properly mirandized. Oh wait - he’s a “diplomat”. Never mind.

Wonder if he pays his parking tickets?

[Freedom4US]

So, it *was* a non-smoking flight!

Hm.