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Posted on 04/06/2010 4:19:52 PM PDT by Ms. Petite

Weird stuff seems to go with major comets. When a comet appeared in A.D. 60, the people of Rome assumed it meant the impending death of their still new emperor, Nero. He responded by exiling a potential rival. When another comet turned up just 4 years later, ancient historians say he ordered the execution of dozens of nobles. It is said that Moctezuma II saw a comet in 1517 that foreshadowed the downfall of Aztec empire. In 1910, a wave of hysteria swept over the United States amid reports that Earth was about to pass through Halley's tail.


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To: Monkey Face

Pat says he’s feeling better this morning. He ate his breakfast.

Anoreth emailed from Brunei. I’ll post some highlights and ping everyone later. Right now I need to work on a shopping list.


301 posted on 05/05/2010 6:17:47 AM PDT by Tax-chick (It's a jungle out there, kiddies; have a very fruitful day.)
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To: Tax-chick; Quix; sionnsar; nina0113; AnAmericanMother; Mrs. Don-o; steve86; netmilsmom; Campion; ...

Seaman Anoreth ping! Our intrepid heroine is in Brunei, of all the bizarre places to be. Further info will be in the post following this one. FReepmail to be on or off the Seaman Anoreth ping list.

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I am in Brunei, which is a ridiculously small country on the island of Borneo. Near Malaysia. It’s exactly like the NC mountains, if you replace all the Baptist churches with mosques and all the Ford and Chevy trucks with Toyotas. Also it’s a rainforest. Otherwise, it has the exact same unfinished road construction projects, random shopping malls, and abandoned/semi-abandoned shacks. The shacks where people live all have satellite TV dishes and new sports cars..even the leaky-roof type that are overrun with mobs of cats.

There’s kind of a monarchy/religious state thing going on here, with a socialist economy, price controls and everything. Very interesting, although nobody else wanted to listen to me talk about it. The native food is good. They serve fried chicken with curry rice (no complaints.) However, the hot dogs come with nasty-smelling mayo and parmesan cheese on them. Dairy Queen tastes the same everywhere. There’s also some kind of soda called “grass jelly drink,” which is disgusting. As far as I can tell, it seems to be made of grass as advertised.

I went on a “mildly adventurous rainforest tour,” which involved walking up an extremely slippery mud-slide (or “trail,” if you can believe the tour guide) to the top of a mountain. There was supposed to be a view with, possibly, the famous proboscis monkeys, but what there was mostly was a view with bees and gigantic ants. I caught one of those, and also an anole lizard. Then we went down the mountain again, with no broken legs, got into a bunch of wooden boats with motors, and went up a creek a little ways.

From there we waded around on various pointy rocks, went to a waterfall (that was cool), discovered some more ants, and then went rafting on the river. Rafting was nice. We got bored with it after a while and did the white-water part without a raft. After that we were informed that the river is infested with crocodiles, which was interesting. I didn’t see any. Then we had chicken with curry rice and watermelon for lunch, and actually fried plantains. Next I’m supposed to do some other boat trip in mangrove forests.

I liked Guam pretty well. Most of the island is taken up by a massive Navy/Air Force/Marine base. There are WWII relics lying around everywhere. I was told you could see plane wrecks if you went diving, but I decided not to because of the jellyfish and shark issues. I ended up going golfing instead on the Air Force base. It was a nice golf course. We kept getting charged by feral chickens, which had to be fended off with golf clubs. There were stray dogs all over the place chasing the golf balls also. There were a lot of frogs and lizards there, along with the wild chickens and dog packs. I tried to catch some of the lizards, but they got away into the jungle. I did get some of the frogs.


302 posted on 05/05/2010 6:35:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick (It's a jungle out there, kiddies; have a very fruitful day.)
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To: Tax-chick; Calm_Cool_and_Elected

Part Two of Anoreth’s Adventures in Brunei.

Spent the day on watch with the local Polis Marin in their small boats. They mostly wanted to hear about what I thought of Obama, and, notably, didn’t recognize the names of any states other than Texas. The ones that spoke English seemed to be rather grouchy about the state of affairs in Brunei, what with it being socialist and Moslem and nobody wanting to visit. Also they wanted me to talk about the crime in Los Angeles for some reason. We sat out until about 8, and then I got relieved. They gave me more food...rice, curry potatoes, something that tasted like chicken and was probably not dog, bean sprouts and onions with lots more curry on them, and a small baked fish with the head and tail still on. It was excellent.


303 posted on 05/05/2010 6:37:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (It's a jungle out there, kiddies; have a very fruitful day.)
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To: Tax-chick

Anoreth is having quite the time! Congrats to her on the world travel.


304 posted on 05/05/2010 7:05:35 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Don't think of work as 5 days on, 2 days off. Instead think 4 nights on, 3 off.)
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks for the ping! Sounds like so much fun! Safe travels, Anoreth!


305 posted on 05/05/2010 7:10:03 AM PDT by Calm_Cool_and_Elected
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To: Rebelbase; Calm_Cool_and_Elected

It’s like a real-life Travel Channel show. I’m really excited for her. Fortunately, she’s always liked mud, bugs, and other ick ;-).


306 posted on 05/05/2010 7:17:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick (It's a jungle out there, kiddies; have a very fruitful day.)
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To: Tax-chick

I want to know how she answered the question about Obama.

hehehehehe...


307 posted on 05/05/2010 7:25:20 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
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To: Tax-chick

I dreamed of Pat last night. (Because I wanted to?) He was going away from me, so I called him back and gave him a hug.

It’s good that he ated his brekkity!! (He’d probably give me one of those green-eyed stares that says, “Which of us in the child, pray, tell?”)


308 posted on 05/05/2010 7:40:37 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Has anyone seen my tagline? If you find it, please return it. I'm lost without it.)
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To: Tax-chick; Anoreth

Anoreth, I think it’s great that you’ve been able to see those places and derive pleasure from them. Are you taking photos?


309 posted on 05/05/2010 7:43:37 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my army hero grandson, and for the intrepid CG explorer!)
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To: Tax-chick

Who was that guy who did the funny round-the-world travelogues on tv? Her writing reminds me of that. Quite entertaining.


310 posted on 05/05/2010 7:43:59 AM PDT by steve86 (Acerbic by nature, not nurture)
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To: Tax-chick

You can see monkeys anywhere, but giant ants? That is cool!


311 posted on 05/05/2010 7:44:16 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Don't think of work as 5 days on, 2 days off. Instead think 4 nights on, 3 off.)
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To: Monkey Face
He's a colorful kid person being.
312 posted on 05/05/2010 7:52:53 AM PDT by Tax-chick (It's a jungle out there, kiddies; have a very fruitful day.)
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To: steve86

P.J. O’Rourke is her literary model - travel, politics, and humor all in one.


313 posted on 05/05/2010 7:53:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick (It's a jungle out there, kiddies; have a very fruitful day.)
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To: Rebelbase; Monkey Face

She has a camera that we bought while she was here in March, and plenty of data-storage thingies. Hopefully we’ll get to see the giant ants (with a comparison item) eventually.

She would bring in creepy critters when she lived at home - remember the Portable Swamp, ‘Face? - but I hope she’s not taking them on the cutter and traumatizing the other girls.


314 posted on 05/05/2010 7:55:31 AM PDT by Tax-chick (It's a jungle out there, kiddies; have a very fruitful day.)
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To: Rebelbase; Anoreth

Virgina has giant ants. They are called “carpenter ants,” they are black, and they are about an inch long. *shudder*
Trust me: They aren’t cool when they are in your kitchen, eating your walls.


315 posted on 05/05/2010 7:56:37 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my army hero grandson, and for the intrepid CG explorer!)
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To: Tax-chick

Aw yes...the Portable Swamp. I would rely on the byos to call all their dinosaurs to rescue me, for sure!!


316 posted on 05/05/2010 7:58:03 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my army hero grandson, and for the intrepid CG explorer!)
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To: Monkey Face

It was probably a dinosaur-eating swamp.

I have to go to Walmart again, whole week of groceries. Sigh. They’re rearranging whole sections right now, and it’s hard to find things.


317 posted on 05/05/2010 8:03:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick (It's a jungle out there, kiddies; have a very fruitful day.)
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To: Tax-chick

It seems the “new and improved” Wal-Mart here is slow in the throes of growing pains. I can’t seem to find anything, any more.

So I stay out of there until I HAVE to go.


318 posted on 05/05/2010 8:31:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my army hero grandson, and for the intrepid CG explorer!)
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To: Tax-chick

So fun! So Anoreth!

I just discovered traditional Anglo-Indian Kedgeree, which I make in an un-traditional un-Anglo-Indian way with canned mackerel. It’s basically curried rice with hard boiled eggs and fish. It’s almost the only way I can stand canned mackerel. Which is “so good for you.”

Do you ever fix canned mackerel?

How?

Why?


319 posted on 05/05/2010 8:33:52 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (Stand With Arizona)
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Canned mackerel? I didn’t know it existed! We used to eat fresh mackerel sometimes, when we lived in Virginia Beach.

I made curried rice with tortillas all the time when I was in college. Cheap eats!


320 posted on 05/05/2010 8:36:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick (It's a jungle out there, kiddies; have a very fruitful day.)
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