"I'm SAILING!!!
Death Therapy, Bob. It's a guaranteed cure.
Is calling in a bob threat even illegal?
Looks like the editor took the day off along with the hotel slacker.
By the way, I found your tag line — it’s a couple posts up from here. Feed it regularly and it’ll hang around home more. :-)
“Please hand over your money. I have a bob.”
“Bob who?”
How about Woody Allen— “I have a gub...”