[nickcarraway]

If we don’t deliver your Pizza in 30 minutes, a cheetah gets it.

[rahbert]

Not Kosher!

[Batman11]

“Fast-Food Outlet is First To Sell Zebra Pizzas”

That’s Zero’s favorite kind!

[Lexington Green]

Try the Whooping Crane. It’s very tasty.

[Raycpa]

I didn’t know zebra liked pizza.

[norraad]

Why is it we can't eat all these Geese poopin' all over everywhere?

There more plentiful and closer at hand than the poor Zeeb's.

[norraad]

A zebra went to heaven. When he saw St. Peter he asked him "You know, I have always wondered, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?"

St. Peter said he would have to ask God that question since he's the one that made him. So the zebra asked God, "God, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?"

God answered, "You are what you are."

The zebra left and came upon St. Peter and told him, "Well I asked God if I was a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes..."

"What was the answer," St. Peter asked.

"Well I still don't know. All He said was: 'You are what you are."'

"Well that answers it," Said St. Peter. "You're a white horse with black stripes."

"How do you know that?" asked the zebra.

"Well if you were a black horse with white stripes He would have said: "You is what you is".

[9YearLurker]

What’s black and white and red all over?

[rintense]

RACIST!!!!!

[PallMal]

So in other words, a variety of horsemeat, which a lot of Europe consumes in copious amounts to begin with.

So this is really no big deal to them.

[Joy in the Journey]

Tastes like chicken?

[DogByte6RER]

Zebra...the other white meat.

ping

[SunkenCiv]

...launched the controversial pizza after owner Arash Fard, 33, visited London and saw frogs' legs pizzas on the menu, local newspaper the Lancashire Telegraph reported. The unusual meat toppings are bought from "alternative meats" supplier Kezie, which says the ingredients are ethically sourced from responsible farms. Fard... told the Lancashire Telegraph that his range of buffalo, venison, kangaroo and crocodile pizzas were a big hit with customers since they went on sale earlier this year.

I'm tryin' this.

[Allegra]

Ping!