[glennaro]

A new version of “Groundhog Day”?

[unkus]

Now, that’s what’s called blind drunk.

[bgill]

Tastes like chicken!

[Jeff Winston]

Some might say this doesn’t belong on FreeRepublic, but heck, it makes every bit as much sense as a lot of what our politicians have been up to lately.

[Jeff Winston]

Just caught that this happened in Punxsutawney, PA. ROTFL!

[AngelesCrestHighway]

What are you lookin at?....

[Fiddlstix]

Obviously he thought it was Punxsutawney Phil and was trying to help

[PLMerite]

Probably a lot safer than trying to give mouth-to-mouth to a *live* opossum.

[STD]

Joe Biden performs drunkin CPR

[Berlin_Freeper]

You won’t see that in a beer commercial.

[atomic conspiracy]

“The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance.”

Reminds me of the time I found a local street preacher mumbling and gesticulating in my parking lot. He was trying to cast out a visitor’s Dodge Demon. I told him we would just have it towed if it caused any problems.

[atomic conspiracy]

Maybe he was trying to impress one of those naked PETA babes.

[Mikey_1962]

If he was drunk he may have given mouth to anus resuscitation.

[Terry Mross]

My cat got in the cloths dryer. She looked pretty bad when I pulled her out. I wrap her in a soaking wet towel, gave her mouth to mouth and rushed her to the vet. The vet said my mouth to mouth saved her life.

And if you ever find yourself in a similar position be careful to only blow small bursts of air. The cat’s lungs are a lot smaller than mine. Just kidding but it is true.

[Bernard]

Was it an ex-oppusum, or just pinin’ for the fjords?

[Nepeta]

Possums don't really bother anyone much. They look creepy, but they mostly just waddle away from you. They are useful in eating up all the dead stuff.

That said, I like possums, but not as much as this guy.

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

Ohhhhh ... I feel an analogy coming on! (with emphasis on the first two syllables of "analogy"):

Many of us, me included, thought obambacare was a roadkilled possum after Scott Brown's win. But the marxists managed to raise it from the dead anyway (obamazombiecare?) So maybe this drunk was inspired by obamacare's revival?

While the Dems no doubt envision the parties who performed this revival in terms of heroic ER personnel nobly giving their all to miraculously save a life, I think the rest of the country was thinking along the lines of those cheesy '30s Frankenstein flicks where the megawatts are zapped into a sordid mass of stitched-together body parts stolen from graveyards.

Now we're all living in dread to see whether Cap & Trade or Shamnesty become the next sequels, ala Bride of Frankenstein.

Hmm.... perhaps there are some good photoshopping opportunities here, based on old Zombie/Undead movie posters....

[rightwingcrazy]

Maybe he wanted to see if it was just playing possum, or was dead-dead.