[Dilbert San Diego]

So we know the rules:

1. Liberal threats against conservatives are metaphorical only, not serious.

2. Conservative threats against liberals can never be metaphorical, they are to be taken literally.

I think I understand it.

[Jewbacca]

If you understand that liberals generally lack physical courage, it makes some sense.

[ErnBatavia]

Rules is rules, I guess....sigh