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Clinton pokes fun at Dems, GOP and himself
hosted ^ | Mar 21

Posted on 03/21/2010 5:36:19 AM PDT by JoeProBono

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Former President Bill Clinton poked fun at Republicans, Democrats, his own health and his audience of reporters Saturday night, telling the Gridiron Club's annual dinner he was there because "I really didn't have anything much better to do tonight."

Clinton, who stood in for President Barack Obama, said Democrats are going to pass health care.

"It may not happen in my lifetime, or Dick Cheney's, but hopefully by Easter," he said referring to his and the former to vice president's heart ailments.

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: clinton; democrats; dickcheney; gridironclub; healthcare; jpb; republicans
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1 posted on 03/21/2010 5:36:19 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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Believe it or not, but I miss Bill Clinton.


2 posted on 03/21/2010 5:40:02 AM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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3 posted on 03/21/2010 5:41:50 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: billorites
I have a friend who's connected with the newspaper business. She had to meet with Billy Boy a few years back during the primaries. She was completely revolted by his actions, and turned her completely off from the Clintons.

Don't miss him too much! ; )

4 posted on 03/21/2010 5:42:33 AM PDT by Northern Yankee (Where Liberty dwells, there is my Country. - Benjamin Franklin)
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I kinda miss him. At least with him our biggest concern was if he was cheating on “the beast” with some 21 year old in the oval office. With Obama we have to worry about the demise of our nation.


5 posted on 03/21/2010 5:44:27 AM PDT by kjam22
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6 posted on 03/21/2010 5:45:25 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: billorites

“Believe it or not, but I miss Bill Clinton.”


Compared to this idiot we have now, I do too.

I do think Billy boy played a huge role in the financial mess. Obviously signed NAFTA and still was able to perform a spell on his voters by making them think Republicans somehow magically pooped it our of their rear—or maybe those stupid voters came to that conclusion on their own because they’re stupid.


7 posted on 03/21/2010 5:50:56 AM PDT by CommieCutter ("You wanted the presidency, you got it, now FIX THE DAMN ECONOMY!!!!" ----YankeeReb)
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To: kjam22

That sure is true!


8 posted on 03/21/2010 5:57:16 AM PDT by Northern Yankee (Where Liberty dwells, there is my Country. - Benjamin Franklin)
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To: JoeProBono

“”It may not happen in my lifetime, or Dick Cheney’s, but hopefully by Easter,” he said referring to his and the former to vice president’s heart ailments.”

Now that’s just FUNNY!!

And um... I miss Bill Clinton?


9 posted on 03/21/2010 6:04:20 AM PDT by autumnraine (You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out!)
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What's so funny about Dick Cheney’s heart?


10 posted on 03/21/2010 6:08:56 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

Oh come on, he also made a joke about his own. I have a feeling Dick Cheney would have laughed at that too.


11 posted on 03/21/2010 6:10:16 AM PDT by autumnraine (You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out!)
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“At least with him our biggest concern was if he was cheating on “the beast” with some 21 year old in the oval office. With Obama we have to worry about the demise of our nation.”

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Exactly. I feel the same way.


12 posted on 03/21/2010 6:11:28 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (my former tagline "We can, and we will prevail" doesn't fit with the usurper's goals.)
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To: autumnraine

Do you think Cheney has a heart;-{)


13 posted on 03/21/2010 6:12:27 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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14 posted on 03/21/2010 6:17:46 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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Zero didn't show up because if he tried to do any self deprecating humor he'd give himself a heart attack.

And if somebody else made fun of him...

15 posted on 03/21/2010 6:17:47 AM PDT by CPOSharky ("Obama the Timid. " Pass it on.)
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16 posted on 03/21/2010 6:19:19 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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Sigh, the good ole Bill Clinton days... Shows how bad things are now...


17 posted on 03/21/2010 6:35:05 AM PDT by xenob
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18 posted on 03/21/2010 6:39:07 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: CPOSharky
""""he'd give himself a heart attack."""

Then order someone else to DIE for him.

19 posted on 03/21/2010 10:04:19 AM PDT by annieokie
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I can’t stand that BASTARD, don’t take offense, that is literally what he is.


20 posted on 03/21/2010 10:05:19 AM PDT by annieokie
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