Posted on 03/19/2010 6:33:37 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
How many people lived in places like Venezuala where the power might have been out but not on purpose?
Chanie, my question is are your lights ever on.
I go out in the backyard with Ol’ Doc Brown and fire up the flux capacitor in the DeLorian. Burns up about 1.21 jigawatts of juice.
Well played.
“I like to idle the old two-stroke dirt bike for an hour and create huge clouds of blue smoke illuminated by lights from a diesel-fueled generator.”
Marry me, Steve! LOL!
“As usual, I will throw on the front flood lights and clean guns on the tailgate...”
Perfect! :)
That’s the spirit! :)
Bump!
Well, Channie, if you don’t know what to do with the lights are off, there is nothing I can say to educate you. But at least the next generation won’t have your moronic genes.
I have several ideas! One involves a large container of chocolate syrup some redi whip and a jar of cherries...I’m afraid the others start to border on the.....exotic.
A sick mind is a terrible thing to waste. :-)
As usual, I will throw on the front flood lights and clean guns on the tailgate.....
Good one.
If you forget, just look up “Lenin’s Birthday”.
Same day.
There’s 365 days they could have picked from.
Just happened to land on that one.
Here is a dirty little secret about Earth Day the earth worshipers don’t want to talk about.
http://www.magic-city-news.com/Editor_s_Desk_34/Ira_Einhorn_Earth_Day_s_Dirty_Secret_57095709.shtml
Turn on all your lights.....
Candles produce CO2 and other pollutants in the air. Better axe the candles.
How often is Saturday night just movie night?
Never. Next question.
Look at old picture albums.
Printing pictures uses natural resources in paper and ink production and both are very polluting. Next.
And the best part of it is, itll be dark enough that nobody will see you cheating.
Nice. Save the planet and contribute to the moral breakdown of culture and society. Great trade off.
When was the last time you looked up at the sky and actually saw more than a few stars?
Last night. Fail. Try again.
Now that gives me an idea. The self cleaning oven needs cleaning.
I could run that feature and then open all the windows to vent the house, and since it’s so cold out, will have to turn the heat up to compensate.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw
I made sure that all the lights were turned on, Dishwasher, clothes washer, and dryer was running during the entire hour. This is just another one of the BS instances that those who wish to control your life use to make you feel guilty. More left wing crap.
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