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To: The Pack Knight

Well!! Son of my gun! So much for Brady staying as backup in Cleveland to try and learn something about Pro football...

A sixth round pick and a conditional pick in 2012 is what they took?? That’s almost as bad as trading him for a few sets of used shoulderpads...

Brady Quinn has a bad dose of Bernie Kozar Syndrome...an official condition that has afflicted many Cleveland Quarterbacks over the last 50 years or so. The symptoms are that the poor bastard hears feet coming and the noise triggers a primal panic reflex that causes an instantaneous muscle spasm in the throwing arm. It is reflexive and not under the control of the victim.

The primary cause of this condition is poor offensive linemanship and $hitty coaching on all levels. The cure is underway right now though, and is being administered under the direction of Doctor Mike Holmgren.

The patient has an excellent prognosis as this decision proves...


11 posted on 03/14/2010 5:19:40 PM PDT by Bean Counter (I keeps mah feathers numbered, for just such an emergency...)
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To: Bean Counter

Well, Kosar’s “spasms” were actually his normal throwing motion.


12 posted on 03/14/2010 6:04:30 PM PDT by The Pack Knight (Duty, Honor, Country)
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