[Uncle Miltie]

If you shower, you’re a mass murderer.

Millions of bacteria die each morning in your drain.

If you believe bacteria aren’t living creatures deserving of the same protection as a fish, then you admit you’re a SIZE-IST!

< / moral equivalence >

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

I’ve often wondered if the Endangered Species Act covers smallpox.

[christianhomeschoolmommaof3]

Oh please don’t give them any ideas! :)