| You're 10% Irish |
 You're not Irish. Not even a wee bit.
Not even on St. Patrick's Day! |
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To: Lucky9teen
2 posted on
03/12/2010 4:24:07 AM PST by
Loud Mime
(Liberalism is a Socialist Disease)
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you a Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
3 posted on
03/12/2010 4:24:44 AM PST by
Lucky9teen
(If politicians had to live by the rules they make, there would be different rules.)
To: Lucky9teen
Early this fine Friday, are we?
Top ten!!!
4 posted on
03/12/2010 4:26:45 AM PST by
VRWCtaz
(America has Zero to be ashamed of.)
To: Lucky9teen
| You're 20% Irish |
You're not Irish. Not even a wee bit.
Not even on St. Patrick's Day! |
Ancestors American back to the 17th century, came from England before that. No Irish here!!!!
9 posted on
03/12/2010 4:36:01 AM PST by
fredhead
(Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
To: Lucky9teen
12 posted on
03/12/2010 4:43:30 AM PST by
fredhead
(Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
To: Lucky9teen
13 posted on
03/12/2010 4:46:51 AM PST by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Lucky9teen
14 posted on
03/12/2010 4:48:19 AM PST by
TSgt
(RE-ELECT NOBODY - VOTE THEM ALL OUT!)
To: Lucky9teen
16 posted on
03/12/2010 4:49:13 AM PST by
TSgt
(RE-ELECT NOBODY - VOTE THEM ALL OUT!)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP TWENTY!I myself will be spending St Pat's Day in IRELAND! Leaving tomorrow morning!
17 posted on
03/12/2010 4:50:07 AM PST by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: Lucky9teen
Two Illegals are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,
"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree.
Ees
Ees
Ees a ham bush...."
SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this. Just couldn't help it!
18 posted on
03/12/2010 4:57:34 AM PST by
tomkow6
(...................TOMKOW6 ! The ONLY voice of reason & sanity in a chaotic Canteen!...............)
To: Lucky9teen; Loud Mime
20 posted on
03/12/2010 5:00:29 AM PST by
alfa6
To: Lucky9teen
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22 posted on
03/12/2010 5:31:07 AM PST by
Bean Counter
(I keeps mah feathers numbered, for just such an emergency...)
To: Lucky9teen
25 posted on
03/12/2010 5:55:16 AM PST by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Lucky9teen
27 posted on
03/12/2010 6:18:37 AM PST by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: Lucky9teen
33 posted on
03/12/2010 6:50:01 AM PST by
petercooper
(GOP: Big Tent Party??? Not if you are a CONSERVATIVE.)
To: Lucky9teen
| You're 5% Irish |
You're not Irish. Not even a wee bit.
Not even on St. Patrick's Day! |
34 posted on
03/12/2010 7:11:41 AM PST by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
To: Lucky9teen
Mrs. Pete Monaghan came into the newsroom to pay for her husband’s obituary. She was told by the kindly newsman that it was dollar a word and he remembered Pete and wasn’t it too bad about him passing away. She thanked him for his kind words and bemoaned the fact that she only had two dollars. But she wrote out the obituary, “Pete died.” The newsman said he thought old Pete deserved more and he’d give her three more words at no charge. Mrs. Pete Monaghan thanked him and rewrote the obituary: “Pete died. Boat for sale”
To: Lucky9teen
| You're 50% Irish |
You're probably less Irish than you think you are...
But you're still more Irish than most.
|
47 posted on
03/12/2010 10:03:04 AM PST by
Lady Jag
(Get rich... Fire the government)
To: Lucky9teen
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