My Dog Could Kill a Man in Minutes

The Sun UK ^

[Chet 99]

THE five-stone bull terrier hangs by its teeth from a thick tree branch, its vice-like jaws foaming with blood and spit.

The powerful beast lets out stomach-churning growls as it thrashes wildly from side to side, tearing chunks out of the tough wood.

It has been whipped into a frenzy by its hoodie-wearing owner, who goads the dog with shouts and taunts.

It is terrifying to watch.

When the aggressive mutt is back on the ground, straining to break free from its choke chain, the branch is stained red with its blood.

The thought of a dog with this power and aggression turning on someone, especially a child, is sickening.

The canine acrobatics are not for show - it is a technique used by street gangs to strengthen the jaws of their vicious dogs, making them as strong as possible for an attack.

[Perdogg]

Not Chuck Norris.

[Constitutions Grandchild]

I believe that! It's usually what happens when I try to get pills down my boxer/pit bull. Never seen anything like it. I can think it's on it's way through her digestive system and a half an hour later, she hacks it up. ;-)

[BigEdLB]

I heard a story about a poodle who killed a burglar...
The burglar's family tried to sue for wrongful death, and the case was thrown out of court.

[ConservativeMind]

Not at all, remember, it’s trying to get part of you into its mouth. Just reverse what is done once that happens.

Dogs don’t expect a victim to push further in.

[shibumi]

Lest we forget - BAN PIT FRESH FRUIT!

[BigEdLB]

I believe that! It's usually what happens when I try to get pills down my boxer/pit bull. Never seen anything like it. I can think it's on it's way through her digestive system and a half an hour later, she hacks it up. ;-)

Your buddy has boxer blood - they have mystical powers.

[ConservativeMind]

Oh, by “vertical alignment,” I mean keep your thumb facing generally upward. The dog can still clamp into your arm or wrist, but it can’t cut through vital arteries that direction without crushing through your bones.

Obviously, it will hurt like heck and be bloody, but I’d rather have my arm down his throat, killing the thing, than let it keep chomping down on all my soft parts until I’m dead.

[central_va]

“Paging Michael Vick; Please pick up the red curtosy phone.”

[Northern Yankee]

Amazing!

[shibumi]

"Shove your hand down the throat of an attack animal, keeping your forearm bones in vertical alignment. The dog will choke to death while trying to get you out of its mouth."

Works especially well on Land Sharks.

[TexasRepublic]

Anyone that obscures their face is a thug or terrorist of some kind. Those types ought to shot as such on sight, and their quadruped monsters too. England today appears as dysfunctional, dangerous and sickening as the movie “Clockwork Orange”.

[1COUNTER-MORTER-68]

Ok,,,

Time me,,,

From the leather,,,

3,,2,,1,,Draw!BOOM!,,,

Bout .5 second...

[Constitutions Grandchild]

You’re not kiddin’! I think she is adorable, a chunky 75 lb., slobbering baby. She’s around 12 and about as cute a pixie as I’ve ever seen. She has to have help up on the bed, on the couch and into the car, but she can still wiggle and jump and play when she wants her “treats”. That butt and stubby tail just shimmy. She scares herself when she barks. Her name is Roxie. I call her Roxanne when she’s in trouble. Her face is so beloved by me. I kiss it every chance I get.

[jiminycricket000]

"Shove your hand down the throat of an attack animal, keeping your forearm bones in vertical alignment. The dog will choke to death while trying to get you out of its mouth."

This sounds interesting, but don't try it with an attack python. LOL

[proud American in Canada]

"Look out on this estate and you'll see young single mums with ferocious dogs. The dads of the kids are long gone, so without the dog they'd be made a target. "That's how dangerous the streets are in this city."

Now that is chilling. Both how these women feel they need the dog, but especially for the danger the dogs present to their children.

[BigEdLB]

My Ikie was a pure Boxer, but white and deaf. Yet he knew stuff, and had a sense. In obedience class, the trainer said he did better with hand signals than any of the hearing dogs which included `smart breeds` like German Shepherds, and Aussie Shepherds.

[DungeonMaster]

My Dog Could Kill a Man in Minutes

Can it shoot?

[GraceG]

My borther was attacked by a dog like this and he had no weapons, he proceeded to feed the dog his own arm past his elbow. He had to have couple stitches in his forearm, and the dog’s oner became the recipient of a shovel ready job.

Dog died of asphixiation after a few minutes and just slipped right off his arm a few minutes after that...

Moral of the story, don’t mess with my brother if you are a dog.

[Moonman62]

That is one effective means of self defense that few people know about or would think of if attacked. However, you’re brother is an exception. These monster dogs almost exclusively save their attacks for children, elderly women, and small animals.

[Constitutions Grandchild]

Roxie does well with hand signals. She can be stubborn, though. I also have a Bijon/Poodle. She's as patient as can be with him, unless he gets to spastic, then she charges him and he skittles like heck to get out of the way. She's a good mother.