[justlurking]

The garage is all yours.

Nope, I have to share mine.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Then why am I the one negotiating the catering contract?

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

Try $50 for her dress, and $1000 for my suit (it's not a rental).

Everything on your face stays its original color.

But not on my head.

[N. Theknow]

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Then why am I the one negotiating the catering contract?

As the Father of the Bride, twice, I was given the 3-S's of wedding protocol for Fathers:

1. Smile

2. Shut-up.

3. Shell out.