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To: marktwain

They claim they are not east of the Mississippi, they are wrong.

I saw one in the open in West Virginia.


33 posted on 03/06/2010 7:09:59 AM PST by Freddd (CNN is down to Three Hundred Thousand viewers. But they worked for it.)
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To: Freddd

Years ago on Sideling Hill, a hunter was crouched by a stream, hunting deer.

He kept feeling like he was being watched.

Finally, he turned around to find a huge mountain lion *also* crouched and hunting...on the tree branch right above and behind him.

No one believed him back then and the DNR viciously defended the non-existence of them *here*.

Last year, on the local rural grocery store front window, there was a big, dire WARNING! sign telling us all it was illegal to shoot the not-here lions and we would be fined $10,000 and face jail time if we did shoot any not-here cats.

At the bottom, there was a 24/7 “Mountain Lion Spotting Hotline” number we could call.

I reckon we were supposed to call periodically to report that we hadn’t see any....just to verify that there weren’t any here and we weren’t shooting them.

[the truth came out later...they *brought* them here on purpose to “control the deer poulation”...which they didn’t. Calves and lambs are so much slower and tastier]

Many years ago when I was a kid, there were “cat-a-mounts” here but farmers and hunters took care of that problem.

They’re baaa-aaack.


65 posted on 03/06/2010 12:35:23 PM PST by Salamander (....and I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.......)
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To: Freddd

They’re in northern Alabama too.


68 posted on 03/06/2010 1:36:59 PM PST by proudofthesouth (Whoever thought that we would have a Muzzie Homo as POTUS? I sure didn't!)
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