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Bear Bites Off Woman's Fingers
Milwaukee Journal Sentinel ^
| March 5th 2010
| Associated Press
Posted on 03/05/2010 4:05:16 PM PST by LukeL
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To: LukeL
Were there witnesses? Who fingered the bear?
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
03/05/2010 4:32:45 PM PST
by
Allegra
(It doesn't matter what this tagline says...the liberals are going to call it "racist.")
To: LukeL; bvw
Here's another maneater - er, womaneater - to add to your list of captive animals to send to the taxidermist.
This bloodthirsty monster had the temerity to bite off the human fingers inserted in his mouth, fer pete's sake.
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posted on
03/05/2010 4:34:41 PM PST
by
xsrdx
(Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas)
To: LukeL
Two lions talking (in a New Yorker cartoon):
"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians"
To: LukeL
Well mission accomplished, she certainly fed them.
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posted on
03/05/2010 4:37:23 PM PST
by
kalee
(The offences we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
To: LukeL
The woman shall henceforth be known as “Nubbs, the 8 fingered idiot”.
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posted on
03/05/2010 4:40:20 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin!)
To: cripplecreek
I hold your hand in mine, dear,
I press it to my lips.
I take a healthy bite
From your dainty fingertips.
My joy would be complete, dear,
If you were only here,
But still I keep your hand
As a precious souvenir.
The night you died I cut it off.
I really don’t know why.
For now each time I kiss it
I get bloodstains on my tie.
I’m sorry now I killed you,
For our love was something fine,
And till they come to get me
I shall hold your hand in mine.
Tom Lehrer
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posted on
03/05/2010 4:45:52 PM PST
by
OregonRancher
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints)
To: LukeL
Police say the 47-year-old had gone past barriers and warning signs at the Lincoln Park Zoo and was apparently trying to feed successfully fed two bears about 11:30 a.m. Friday.
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posted on
03/05/2010 4:48:43 PM PST
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(The naked casuistry of the high priests of Warmism would make a Jesuit blush.)
To: LukeL
I CAN HAS HOOMIN?
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posted on
03/05/2010 4:54:12 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: cripplecreek
My 14 year old son and I were browsing a backpacking store recently. I showed him a bear bell, and explained to him how they work.
“You know the last thing in the world you want to do is walk up on a bear and surprise him, right?”
“Right, Dad.”
“So what you do is you tie a bear bell on the bear and that way you’ll hear the bear and will know not to walk up on him and scare him.”
“Ohh. That makes sense, Dad.”
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posted on
03/05/2010 4:55:19 PM PST
by
gitmo
To: LukeL
At the Fairbanks (Alaska) zoo, back in the 70s — they had 4 or 5 Grizzly bears. The ONLY thing between them and us was an ordinary chain link fence. It was maybe ten feet tall, but any one of them could have bashed its way through it, in a trice.
DG
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posted on
03/05/2010 4:58:09 PM PST
by
DoorGunner
("Rom 11: until the fullness of the Gentiles has come in; 26 and so, all Israel will be saved")
To: LukeL
Did she bring a picnic basket with her?
To: LukeL
That’s what bears do alright, just like gators eat toy poodles!
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posted on
03/05/2010 5:20:47 PM PST
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
To: cripplecreek
OMG! That is funny as heck!
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posted on
03/05/2010 6:27:34 PM PST
by
beckysueb
(Scott Brown is a start. Lets keep it going.)
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