[aruanan]

I would think if masturbation poses a risk for death, then you are most certainly doing it wrong.

The largest percentage of extramarital sex acts are just complicated, expensive, emotionally damaging, and dangerous forms of masturbation.

[monday]

“The largest percentage of extramarital sex acts are just complicated, expensive, emotionally damaging, and dangerous forms of masturbation.”

er... Masturbation is, by definition, sex without a partner. Any extramarital sex except masturbation is, I would agree, complicated, potentially expensive, emotionally damaging, and dangerous, but it isn't masturbation since it is performed with the participation of a partner. Generally ordinary masturbation is the only type of extramarital sex that isn't any of the above.

Perhaps you are confused as to what masturbation is.