[mad_as_he$$]

Experience speaking? That 2am no one else will answer the phone was not as pleasant as you hoped?

;-)

[1rudeboy]

Actually, my experiences involve the single, attractive, and available female confiding to me that she "had such a crush on me during high school/college/whatever." When I make myself available, thinking "better late than never," I get "not so fast, you were a jerk."

The sad part is, I never was a jerk, just oblivious . . . to the female mind the same things.