Guns, teachers, and self-defense (Moron teacher would rather let pupils die than defend them.)

Boston.com ^ | 28 Dec 2009 | DOUG VAN GORDER

[gjones77]

I’m actually a member of a North East gun owners forum, and the guy that wrote that is actually a gun owning 2A supporter.

When he wrote that he was trolling, and it really was the mother of all trolls!

[wintertime]

When he wrote that he was trolling, and it really was the mother of all trolls!
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Sitting here laughing. He hooked a whale and reeled it in! That’s for sure. :-)

[JimRed]

An alternative to lockdown is immediate exodus via announcement. Although this removes potential hostages and makes it nearly impossible for the shooter to acquire preselected targets, it unfairly rewards resourceful children who move to safety off-site more shrewdly and efficiently than others.

That is called survival of the fittest. The liberals are determined that the smarter, quicker reacting, bolder children must have an equal chance to die. Sick.

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

This is one of the best pieces of satire I’ve read in a long time.

[JimRed]

He hooked a whale and reeled it in!

Hooked the heck out of me!

[proud American in Canada]

From the article: “But as a progressive, I would sooner lay my child to rest than succumb to the belief that the use of a gun for self-defense is somehow not in itself a gun crime.”

WHAT?! Is this guy even a parent? I seriously doubt it, but if he is...he’s not normal. Is he seriously saying he’d rather have his child killed by a shooter than pick up a gun to stop him? That is not a normal parental attitude. Most parents would lay down their own lives to protect their children.

[proud American in Canada]

Well, that makes sense. Thanks for the heads up.

These days, you never know!

[fr_freak]

In other news, dozens of Freepers fail to recognize satire when they see it.

It's definitely satire but, if you read the comments at the source, you'll see a couple of idiots who more or less agree with it.

[ctdonath2]

The problem with satire is differentiating it from reality.
There are people who DO believe such insanities.

[domenad]

Hey, you don’t have to tell me that, believe me. When you have Code Pink morons saying we’re the real terrorists, things have eclipsed satire.

[Chuckster]

Neanderthals like us won’t be around much longer.

[WOBBLY BOB]

that whole “humor” topic is widely misunderstood.

[chesley]

This has just GOT to be satire. I think.

[SpenceCedar]

Check out his letter to the Stars & Stripes and decide for yourself:
http://www.stripes.com/article.asp?section=125&article=66163

[SWAMPSNIPER]

If this isn’t satire it is evidence of insanity!