I hear you. :)
On a serious note, I hope I am not alone in sometimes being dismayed at the “I’d hit it crowd”, but I’ll leave it at that. :)
I’m 100% positive you’re not alone, except in that you have the unusual courage to speak your mind about it. Sorry if the things I wrote offended you or anyone else, assuming of course that there were other normal people listening in on this thread! —a joke! ...kind of :)