Best guess is you weren't on any sports team in that junior high school. You're so thin skinned you wouldn't likely last long in the military or even in "Hunting Camp."
You were the one who attacked Laz. If you bothered to learn anything about Laz, you would know that nobody takes Laz seriously, especially Laz!
You are still hyperventilating about your earlier exchange with one of our most "colorful" FReepers. If I know Laz, he's in the produce department, looking for something to hit.
He better be.