[a fool in paradise]

Sings like an angry cat...

[Ann Archy]

It;s NOT Clapton...itr’s CLAPNER!! (per Clinton’s REALLY STUPID Surgeon General...can’t remember her name.

[T. Buzzard Trueblood]

Ms. Ono’s well-preserved air of naïveté — and the license it gives her to say things simply and primally — has been her artistic gift since the ’60s...

In other words, the source of her talent is her utter lack of talent. Nice work, if you can get it...

[a fool in paradise]

Cannot Sing PING

[the invisib1e hand]

you know what? if the slimes is slammin' Yoko Ono, I'm staying with my position that she's a class act (if a bit eclectic) and probably one of history's most slandered women. It can't be easy being married to a self-appointed minor deity (who also grew up, by the way).

And, if Clapton's playing with her, she can't be all that bad.

So, as always, screw the times.

Rock on, Yoko.

[A CA Guy]

IMO she is a talentless fame whore.

[RichInOC]

God doesn’t make mistakes. Although considering that Mark Chapman shot John Lennon and not Yoko, I can understand why some folks might think otherwise.

[manic4organic]

One listen to “Kiss, kiss, kiss” sealed it for me. She sucks.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

If I want to listen to incoherent screaming I turn on Captain Beefheart, who does it with flair - Yoko nover appealed to me.

[two23]

The first time I heard side 2 of that plastic ono band mistake on vinyl —that was it....I knew the era of beatle music was over.
They should use it at Gitmo for enhanced interrogation.

[dbrew2u]

In some ways Yoko Ono is still an amateur. At “We Are Plastic Ono Band,” mixing concert and tribute at the Brooklyn Academy of Music on Tuesday night, her voice could be shaky and her stage patter giggly and unplanned.

Interpretation- She sounded like complete Sh*t !

[Junior_G]

...Singing melodies, Ms. Ono sounded high and fragile, as deliberately exposed as the lyrics. And her wordless sounds were by no means random. They were ghostly, furious, dreamy, caustic, urgent, exultant, orgasmic.

This is pretentious excuse-making for a talentless and shrill harpie at its finest. I wonder if this music critic is the same person that writes the BS explanations alongside displays at the modern art museum.

[Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears]

Leave it to the NY Slimes to consider this looney gasbag to be an “artist.”