Drunken face tattoos ruin man's funeral director dream

SunderlandEcho.com ^ | 15 February 2010 | Katy Wheeler

[ViLaLuz]

Pancake makeup

[A message]

With the tattoos on he had a future in the NBA.

[Fast Moving Angel]

I like mine with lettuce and tomatoes

Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes

Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer

Well good God almighty which way do I steer

for my Cheeseburger in Paradise ...

(As long as we're doing Jimmy Buffett lyrics) :-)

[CholeraJoe]

“Laser beams in my dreams...”

[jiggyboy]

Danny, of Southwick, bought the three-inch symbols after a drunken night of dares

"Tattooed, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

[Grizzled Bear]

I know that place, that's "WTF in a Box!" I love that place!

[Ditter]

Facial tattoos are all disgusting but at least hers isn’t scary like the guy serving coffee.

[xp38]

Sunday Morning After by Amanda Marshall

(Cell phone ringing)
Amanda: “Uh-hello?”
Guy: “Where are you?”
Amanda: “What time is it?”
Guy” “Ummm...it’s...1:30...in the afternoon”
Amanda: “Uh”
Guy: “Are you alright?”
Amanda: “Hang on”
I woke up with a killer hangover
Hope it was worth all this pain
(I’d do it all over again)
By the time the party was over
Tequila was my claim to fame
(I couldn’t remember my name)

I was dancing with Jake
When I last saw my keys
That was my first mistake
‘Cause what happened to me? (oh..)

I look down at my arm, baby
And something’s lookin’ back at me
And I cannot believe it

Oh my god!
I woke up with a snake tattoo
Oh my god!
And I think that my tongue’s pierced too
Oh my god! Oh my god!
It’s the Sunday morning after, and baby who the hell are you?
(Ahh....woohoo!)

I remember yelling, “Hey DJ!”
“Jack the volume, I love this song!”
(And then it all gets hazy)
And my clothes are selling on e-bay (click me)
And I don’t know what I’m gonna put on
(Where were my friends to save me?)

I blacked out I came to
And it’s all such a blur
Had a blast, I assume
But I’m really not sure

Exactly where I am now, baby
Wake up and tell me your name (excuse me)
‘Cause this is insane!

Oh my god!
I woke up with a snake tattoo
Oh my god!
And I think that my tongue’s pierced too
Oh my god! Oh my god!
It’s the Sunday morning after, and baby who the hell are you?
(Oh my god! Oh my god!)

My alter ego took over and took me on a fantasy ride
You can take me anywhere twice
But the second time will be to apologize

Oh my god!
I woke up with a snake tattoo
Oh my god!
And I think that my tongue’s pierced too
Oh my god! Oh my god!
It’s the Sunday morning after, and baby who the hell are you?
Oh my god!
I woke up with a snake tattoo
Oh my god!
And I think that my tongue’s pierced too
Oh my god! Oh my god!
It’s the Sunday morning after, and baby who the hell are you?

Where am I?
What am I?
Who am I?
How did I?

[Daffynition]

I know it's a state law ...you have to wear one ...and company policy ...you have to wear a tie.

[dfwgator]

[Daffynition]

[Daffynition]

...lest ye be judged ...

[Daffynition]

[truth_seeker]

Visible tatoos are an indicator to employers.