I'd like a copy of your birth certificate. Please Freepmail me, no please post for all the world to see your full name, date of birth, place of birth, and parent's names. Along with a PDF of a signed statement to the Registrar of Births in the Jurisdiction in which you were born, stating that anyone in the world may obtain a certified copy of your birth certificate.
Why would I need all of that? Because you can't just go and get a certified copy of someone else's birth certificate. Its not just against protocol, it is a crime to release a birth certificate to an unauthorized party.
Which is common knowledge. I mean really, red light means 'stop', green's light means 'go', common knowledge. If you are really trying to sell the idea that the fact that a State won't just release someone else's birth certificate is a sign that the State is part of a conspiracy, well either A. your mental faculties are so limited that the rest of us hope you live in a group home, with a locked door, or B. you are so so blinded by hatred that you have forsaken the use of reason.
My guess is B. In case I'm wrong, and its A, I've got a great new conspiracy for you. Go to the United States Gold Bullion Depository, in Fort Knox, Kentucky. Ask to go inside, and count the gold, and make sure it is all there, and no bullion is missing.
I predict that...
You won't be allowed in to count the bullion.
Why, it must be A CONSPIRACY. Obama/Bush/Clinton/Nixon/the Bildebergers must have stolen all the gold! Go for it 240B! Contact Orly Taitz! Save the Republic!
Meanwhile, for Freepers who don't live in a group home, we have an election coming up in just over 8 months. Run for political office. Run for precinct chair. Volunteer to help out with the Get Out The Vote, or Ballot Security Committee, or Sign Committee, of the local Republican Party. And if those committees don't exist, create them, and get volunteers to help you.