Confirmed: Obama Will Not Spare Us During the Super Bowl

weekly Standard ^ | February 4, 2010 | Mary Katharine Ham

[opentalk]

Two dips with your chips.

Katie Couric will interview the president live during the CBS pre-game show.

I will only countenance this if the NFL on Fox dancing robot gets to interview Obama. The dancing robot's disapproval numbers, if one were to take them, are likely lower than the president's, but I like him. I like it when he does high knees. I like it when he does the Electric Slide. I think he's got a lotta personality.

His name is Cleatus. Dance on, Cleatus.

robot

[opentalk]

That and expect a sales pitch on health care with a spin on how he will reduce the deficit.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

The manchild will be sparing me his inane yammering.

This TV will be off during the emperor’s interview and “the game”, I’ll turn it on only during the Tim Tebow ad.

[ichabod1]

I was wondering why the word “pivot” kept coming up re the president’s attention and then it hit me - it’s a ballet term. It was rahmbo writing the talking points and then the echo chamber repeating it. Pivot.

[Hoodat]

I guess this is because Mr. Obama believes he should be getting out there among the people and finding out what we want.

Obama has never suggested that he needs to get out there to find out what we want. Instead, his purpose is to educate us on what we should want.

[ichabod1]

He’s boycotting because of the Copenhagen “Incident”.

[ichabod1]

Maybe they’ll let him do some of the “color” commentary.

[Vendome]

Maybe, but I won’t be watching.

[Osage Orange]

"Elaine" dance moves

Stella!!!!

STELLA...!!!!

[ronniesgal]

Gay Olympics will be in Cleveland next year I believe.
They will probably all stay in Westlake.

[Bigg Red]

Only slightly less omnipresent than God.

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Yes, and just remember a big difference: God doesn’t think he’s Obama.

[don-o]

I will only countenance this if the NFL on Fox dancing robot gets to interview Obama.

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says," What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Why is Katie Couric being given air time on CBS Sports?
Hasn't she done enough damage to that network and the news division already?
This is NOT an appropriate venue for LIBERAL propaganda from the Obammunist sycophants.

[RichInOC]

Exactly.

:-D )))

[floriduh voter]

What I saw of the prayer breakfast, it was all about him, him, him and a blurb at the end about pundits, criticism and what else, health care? Strange stuff to be mentioned at a prayer breakfast. He’s the most self centered person alive today.

[floriduh voter]

He gets on AF 1 every day to do townhall very long, boring speeches about “poor him”. He’s a freaking whiner with the chin of Mussolini.

[floriduh voter]

I wonder if Barack is going to mention Katrina “before his watch” you know.....

[floriduh voter]

It must be even more painful with a big screen. Poor viewers!

[who knows what evil?]

It’s been ages since I watched an entire Super Bowl game, and I never watch the pre-game BS. No reason to break with personal tradition this year, either...wonder if there will be a drinking game based on the number of times ‘Katrina’ is mentioned?

[floriduh voter]

He can go to Hawaii but don't any American dare buy a boat or go to Vegas. I can't remember a president who must tell Americans how to live and he does it every single day whether we need it or not.

It's b.s. and he's full of it.

[floriduh voter]

Obama free week was the Christmas Bomber when nobody was in charge.