[alloysteel]

I thought this was just a funny line from “Two and a Half Men”, where Rose was supposed to have done something similar to Charlie Harper.

[alloysteel]

This might also be appropriate:

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life --

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other

[Walkingfeather]

If a man super glued a womans vag closed you think that he would get off with “community service”? Just wondering....