[alloysteel]

This might also be appropriate:

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life --

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other

[goat granny]

good one...:O)

[MaryFromMichigan]

Thanks for the laugh!