[i_dont_chat]

I have a theory that if I keep a messy bedroom, aliens won’t abduct me.

[left that other site]

You are wrong. Aliens, especially the ILLEGAL ONES, are KNOWN for their messy bedrooms! :-)

[fatnotlazy]

I figure if I keep the whole house messy, I will be protected from burglars. They will look in and think my house has already been ransacked; then move on to someone else. LOL

[Yardstick]

I have a theory that if I keep a messy bedroom, aliens won’t abduct me.

LOL -- an excellent strategy.

Greys hate to look silly so they'll avoid any situation where they might trip over something.