[Mobties]

“Sunspots and their shocking lack of regulation and oversight.”

Algore, the UN Climate people, “climate change” professors, and their advocates in politics and the press should all be dispatched ASAP on a rockets to visit the Sun to collect data with enough food and water to last them the rest of their lives.

[The Comedian]

with enough food and water to last them the rest of their lives.

How about 1 day's worth of oxygen for every tenth of a degree that man has caused Earth's temperature to rise over the last 100 years?.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.