[The Comedian]

with enough food and water to last them the rest of their lives.

How about 1 day's worth of oxygen for every tenth of a degree that man has caused Earth's temperature to rise over the last 100 years?.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Mobties]

with enough food and water to last them the rest of their lives.
How about 1 day’s worth of oxygen for every tenth of a degree that man has caused Earth’s temperature to rise over the last 100 years?.
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Once these clowns get that spaceship with the Sun’s city limits, a lifetime supply of food and water would be about half a happy meal.